Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Just Eat More Broccoli: A Rant Against Needless Complication



"I hope my wife remembered to get more toilet paper at the grocery store..."

For whatever reason, our society has shown, and continues to show, a tendency to associate "complicated" ideas with higher orders of intelligence, while at the same time dismissing "simple" ideas as the mere daydreams of amateurs.  This post will attempt to strike back against such thinking.  In other words, simple trumps complicated.

Well thought out programs focus on only a handful of concepts for the athlete: (1) training the body as "one piece," (2) minimizing their chances for injury, (3) building strength, and (4) improving mobility.  Other concepts like building aerobic base or improving balance coordination are secondary in importance, only because most athletes reap these benefits to a sufficient degree through the previous four.  You think me wrong?  Attempt a 20-rep max back squat -- if you have never given the "window maker" a run before, try it with 70-75% of your one-rep max – and check your heart rate. I would venture to bet its north of 170 beats per minute. The same basic concept applies to higher rep, combination movements, like front squats and push presses (i.e. thrusters), power cleans and push presses, power snatches and overhead squats, etc.

Athletes who require a more developed aerobic base, such as swimmers, track athletes, rowers, speed skaters, etc., should build this capacity primarily through the practice of their sport, but supplementary conditioning at different times of the year could also come in the form of burpees (shudder), KB work (snatches, clean and presses, getups, swings), or intervals on a rower or airdyne (shudder, again).  In the absence of sport specific conditioning, supplementary work could indeed prove beneficial, especially for the layman.  This conditioning would be shorter in nature, less than ten minutes in total length as a rough benchmark, but very high in intensity (expressed in terms of heart rate).  Conditioning at this high intensity level carries many benefits for the athlete and layman, alike: (1) it builds confidence, (2) provides an opportunity to simulate the "suck" of racing/competition for athletes, and (3) develops efficiency at lower heart rate levels.

Improved coordination and balance are other concepts that can be addressed through barbell strength training. Higher skill exercises like snatches, cleans, jerks, and their respective power variations will develop levels of improved coordination and balance that will carry over to other everyday tasks, like dance classes (I know this from firsthand experience).  Two good KB exercises for improving balance are the getup and the Romanian Deadlift.  Both could be incorporated at the end of a workout or on an “active rest” day.

Throwing together a random set of exercises – like half squats on a BOSU or bizarre med ball exercises – in a "secret sauce" type of “matrix” might convince a novice of your "expertise," but such complication only reveals a lack thereof to the educated.  No, sets of five in the back squat are not imaginative.  No, eating more broccoli will not land your diet on the front page of the New York Times “Lifestyle” section.  But at the end of the day you will be both stronger and healthier, and probably more so than the vegan balancing on the BOSU ball over in the corner.
 
PS - I love this post from Justin Lascek over at 70sbig.com.
 
 

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